how to properly lick a plate clean.

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the definitive 7 step guide to clean plate licking

Step 1.
Consume all food on plate.

Step 2.
Announce “OH BOY. I SURE AM FULL” to all persons at table.

Step 3.
Lift plate to mouth.

Step 4.
Place tongue to plate

Step 5.
Move tongue around on plate until satisfied.

Step 6.
Refill plate.

Step 7.
Repeat steps 1–6.

Michael Miller